We Are The Balconettes

Individually, we’re musicians, songwriters and comedians with a stack of awards and accolades to each of our names. Together, we’re an all-female musical comedy sensation, performing original songs and able to create bespoke material.

Rachel Parris

“An elegant performer with rich witty numbers” — Chortle

Helen Arney

“Champion of musical whims” — Evening Standard

Watch us on YouTube, like our page on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter. To get in touch, email thebalconettes@me.com.

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The Balconettes get dressed

The Balconettes get dressed, by Paul Heneker for Funny Faces

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