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Live Dates

LIVE SHOWS COMING UP

WEDNESDAY 29th OCTOBER: Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra Digital Concert
My first concert as part of the BSO presenting team, available to watch online live from Lighthouse in Poole, or on demand afterwards (Concert details / Digital Series details)

THURSDAY 30th OCTOBER: Wooden Arrow Scratch Night
Come and see the very first 10-minute outing of songs from a musical that sets the record straight about Charles Darwin and the female of the species, at LAMDA’s Sainsbury Theatre near Baron’s Court (tickets)

THURSDAY 6th NOVEMBER: The Institute and Faculty of Actuaries conference
I’m the after-dinner entertainment at an actuarial conference. Of course I am! For reals, this will be my favourite solo gig of the year.

SATURDAY 22nd NOVEMBER: The JEWish CABARET
Join me and the team behind our Hertha Ayrton musical “The Cambridge First All-Ladies Fire Brigade” as we explore Hertha’s Jewish heritage in song at Arts Depot, North London (tickets)

SUNDAY 7th to SATURDAY 13th DECEMBER: “Christmas Magic” at Glyndebourne
This magical Christmas song by Lucy Armstrong and yours truly is back at Glyndebourne, and it’s graduated to the big gig! A tiny number of tickets are still available for this most festive of festive celebrations, over four concerts at the Opera House (tickets)

FRIDAY 12th DECEMBER: “Yule Rock” singalong Christmas concert, Rich Mix, East London
I’m back hosting the most festive live-band karaoke night on earth, organised by the wonderful people of Sunday Assembly. (tickets)

SATURDAY 13th DECEMBER: “Christmas Magic” with Milton Keynes Sinfonia and choir
Two performances of the inclusive festive song I wrote with Lucy Armstrong last year, in concerts that also feature The Snowman with live orchestral score. WARNING: Extremely Christmassy! (tickets)

THURSDAY 5th FEBRUARY: Festival of the Spoken Nerd at Winchester Cathedral
Absolute scenes! I’ve put together a special solar-physics-and-space-themed Spoken Nerd show with Matt Parker, Steve Mould, Professor Jen Gupta and Professor Lucie Green to perform UNDER A GIANT SCULPTURE OF THE SUN BY LUKE JERRAM! It’s going to be stellar. Literally. (tickets)

WEDNESDAY 15th APRIL 2026: Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra Digital Concert
Hosting another Digital Concert for BSO, live from Lighthouse in Poole, and available on demand afterwards (Concert details / Digital Series details)

SUNDAY 10th MAY 2026: Fire Brigade Musical showcase, Lincoln Arts Centre
Join us in Lincoln for two workshop performances of “The Cambridge First All-Ladies Fire Brigade” by musical theatre students studying at the University of Lincoln. (Tickets available early 2026)

WATCH AND LISTEN RIGHT NOW

ON BBC IPLAYER: Christmas University Challenge
You can still watch me doing my best to buzz in on iPlayer, representing my old university Imperial College London. (details)

ON BBC SOUNDS: More Or Less
Listen to my version of Tom Lehrer’s Elements featuring only Rare Earths on Tim Harford’s Radio 4 statistics show (listen from 20 minutes)

 

I’m spending most of my time working on musical theatre projects at the moment, so there’s not too many of my own live gigs in the diary right now. If you don’t want to miss out on anything, join my mailing list to get updates about gigs, album releases, TV and radio appearances and more. You’ll get a secret folder full of free songs and a discount code when you subscribe!

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If you’d like to book me for a future show, event or another project, please get in touch via the contact page.

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