Not much news volumistic term this month, but exciting content-wise!

Read my January newsletter here

The main event in it is our biggest ever Festival of the Spoken Nerd show, at the Theatre Royal Haymarket! ZOMG!

£10 tickets available here

Contains news about co-hosting the biggest show I’ve ever done, and the smallest show I’ve ever done, in the space of a fortnight, plus links to the latest “Extra Time For Questions” podcast. Here’s me, Matt and Steve, making idiots of ourselves in the name of science, maths and general nerdery again:

Photo by Idil Sukan/Draw HQ

I’ve just popped out another heinously long newsletter:

Read it, in all it’s blue and purple glory, here

Things of note include:

• A handy discount on my Festive album “It’s going to be an awkward Christmas, darling”
• Tickets are on sale for our biggest Festival of the Spoken Nerd at the Bloomsbury Theatre on 18th January (handy ticket discount here too)
• Mounted, framed and signed copies of this amazing portrait of The Balconettes are being sold to raise money for Shelter on December. Cor!

Plus about a million other things including multiple podcasts, songs on BBC Radio 4 and Channel 4, and my spangly new website.

Happy Christmas, eh?

I’ve just sent out a newsletter containing something I’ve been working on for months… an animated music video for my newest song, You & Me & Walt Disney.

There’s lots of other bits and pieces in it, like new free songs and gig around the country soon.

Here’s the link: Helen Arney – October News

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