I write songs!

Some are about science, some are about love, some are co-written with award-winning musical comedian Rachel Parris for our post-feminist girlband, The Balconettes but most are performed as part of Festival of the Spoken Nerd or my solo show Voice of an Angle. Here’s an animated video for my cryogenic love song, and a song I recorded with Matt Parker for the Numberphile channel on YouTube.

As well as writing for myself, I’ve been commissioned for all kinds of events and organisations. From celebrity gossip songs on Zubox and setting my favourite element to music for the Royal Institution, to writing a triangular anthem for primary school children with Maths on Toast, just contact me if you have an idea for a song you want me to write.

Head to Bandcamp to get free songs, full albums, complete lyrics and bonus tracks:

You can also buy my Songbook to play your own versions on ukulele, piano, guitar, glockenspiel… or your instrument of choice.

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Watch videos on YouTube:

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Helen Arney